Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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