I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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