she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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