so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The struggles of a small town man whore
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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