i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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