I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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