is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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