I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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