you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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