wake up i wanna do it froggy style
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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