you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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