Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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