Sry I called you an 8
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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