Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
time to smoke my breakfast
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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