I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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