a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
