You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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