If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
