I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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