so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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