Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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being pregnant is like rehab
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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