I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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