the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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You. Win. At. Life.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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