No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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