my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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