If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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