My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I skipped work to stalk him.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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