i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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