There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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