see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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