I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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