I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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