look no pants
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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