Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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