Your dad touched me again.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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