How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
tequila makes me forget i have legs
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
