I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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