I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The dick lei will go down in squad history
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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