OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
i now understand why vodka
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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