Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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