There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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