Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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