he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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