Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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