How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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