Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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