Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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