my mouth tastes like poor choices
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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