Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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