Ambien. No doubt about it.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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