My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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