I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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