Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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